THE PHONE ENGINEER Call Now To Wind Up Your
Who wouldn't help
out a friendly telephone engineer who needs to calibrate your phone
line? All he needs to do is transfer you to the automated phone testing
system where you will have to repeat a few words
SELECTED 4 A NEW GAME SHOW Call Now To Wind Up Your Mates: -
There is a new
reality TV Game Show about to be launched in the UK called One Touch is Too
Much! And one of the first contestants has just dropped out. They need a new
contestant who is up for a laugh and doesn't mind being stuck in a house with
five lap dancers whose only job is to get the guy to touch them or worse! Laugh
as they ask the victim about his sexual preferences and whether he likes girls
to call him daddy.
THE SEXUAL DISEASE CLINIC Call Now To Wind Up
Your Mates: -
How would you
feel if a doctor from the National Sexually Transmitted Diseases Control Unit
rang you up, only to tell you that you have been named by an ex-lover and have
a strong possibility of having contracted the dreadful Zachary
syndrome? It's not pretty and has an unusually painful treatment...
YOUR NEW WIFE HAS LANDED Call Now To Wind Up
Your Mates: -
Immigration section of Heathrow Airport calling to tell you your new wife has
landed. Well, we expected you to deny it, that's just what all the perverts
say, so how exactly has this Thai woman got your phone number if you've never
been to Thailand on a dodgy sex holiday?
REVENUE WANT A WORD Call Now To Wind Up Your Mates: -
What do you mean
the company in question has nothing to do with you? C'mon where is the paper
work and why have you not declared your income? Here comes the Taxman and
he's not happy with your excuses!
MY DAUGHTER'S PREGNANT Call Now To Wind Up Your
You bastard you've
gone and got my daughter Esmerelda pregnant and now you're gonna have to marry
her and come live on the farm! Need we say more....
PAGE THREE STUNNER STUCK IN A LIFT Call Now To
Wind Up Your Mates: -
Who wouldn't help
a page three girl stuck in a lift with only a mobile phone to save her? Its
hot in the lift so she has had to remove some of her clothes and she's really
desperate for a pee. Listen and laugh as your victim desperately tries to help
her out of the goodness of his own heart while the dodgy lift moves and shakes.
Calls cost £1 per minute and last
approximately 4-5 minutes. You should be over 18 to call. Ensure you have the
bill payers permission before calling. Throughout the call if the caller or the
victim terminates the call at any time both lines will hang up finishing the
call. In the event of any problems
INSTRUCTIONS 1. Choose a
Wind-Up from the list.
2. Call . Make sure you have
the mobile or landline number of the person you want to wind up.
Once you've entered the Victim's phone number the system will dial
4. When the Victim is on the phone press # to start the recorded
5. The Victim will then believe they are talking to a
real person and continue to interact with the recording.
6. You can
secretly listen in while the joke is being played on the Victim so you can hear
both the wind-up and the Victim's reaction at the same time.
7. If you
or the Victim terminates the call at any time both lines will hang up finishing